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The topics for this week's puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I'm not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
- How to Play Slot Machines Universal Jokes. I was on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how any of the machines operated.
- They've opened up a new casino for people on welfare; when you put a food stamp in the slot machine and it lands on three babies, you win a block of cheese! Karen Addison comedian & radio personality.
I make a bet with a local farmer each year as to which lamb will jump highest. I like a gambol.
Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.
How do you become a millionaire through gambling? Start as a billionaire.
I'm going to an Abba themed poker night. The winner takes it all.
Lost money betting with with one of the big cats at the zoo. Free slots jeux gratuit telecharger. Think he was a cheetah.
Did well at strip poker the other night. I played my socks off.
I gambled on a giraffe race the other day. Mine came second. Lost by a neck. It was nowhere near.
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I took a gamble and bought a small boat without seeing it first. It was a punt.
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I used to love eating chips until I got barred from the casino.
I bet on a horse at 10-1. It didn't come in until half past three.
Walking down the road earlier and I tripped over a sign from the local betting shop. What are the odds on that?
A friend of mine keeps insisting on skipping through flower meadows. I think he has a gamboling problem.
Why are large maps rubbish at playing poker? They always fold.
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